A Day at the Zoo
Grabbed my gal pal and zoo key and drove some miles to the San Francisco Zoo. I really came to see my penguin friends, but most of em were bein kinda timid. The same could not be said for the local peacock who was jus chillin around the premises, needless to say, Julia chased after it.
We ran into two creatures that I had never heard of, the duiker and the dick dick, both names made me giggle a little bit.
I think these are baboons or some other kinda monkey with the big red asses. Speakin of dem monkeys, I would be the alpha male and this would be Ian. For real though those gorillas are god damn swollen, jus check out those glutes gorilla booty rockin everywhere!
They even had your mom on exhibit.
Opening Day at the Stadium
Big ups to Ian and family for lettin me come to the Giants’ opening day game on Thursday insteada school, it’s been a few since I’ve sat in good ol Pac Bell, SBC, Someother thing AT&T
. I bought one of those frozen malt things that you eat with the little wooden stick for 4 bucks cause its tradition for me to empty out my wallet at sporting events.
Ian and I missed the broad singin the anthem cause we were buyin teh popcorn but I still caught a glimpse of the oversized flag and the bitchin blue angels roarin around in the sky. So I’m not bein boastful or anything but Brosef & I looked bashful in our Friscan attire, although that’s rather self-evident in the pic.
One of the cool things about the park is all the crazy crap they have setup for the children, the kiddies, like this lil tee ball field thanks to my will power and self restraint I didn’t hurl anything on the field or ask to play :P.
I proposed to Ian during the game using the alias Shane, and everyone knows when I don’t call him Ian or Susie I call him Jen. Evidence could be spotted on the Jumbotron we still gotta work out the prenups.
As expected Giants donkey punched the Braves 6 – 4 and good ol Barry was 0-4 with 2 intentional walks that beckoned 42,000 boos and no homerun for baseballs roidboy, but helllova game reguardless and I thank Ian for makin it possible.
Spring break starts Monday and I threw up last night for the first time in a long time. It’s the worst feeling when you get all clammy and white right before and you can feel that upchuck jus makin its path. Nasty ass ish to say the least and I hope never again to have such a close relationship with my toilet.
King Me
You fuckers nominated for prom king, you fuckers are nice as hell, so take it a lil further and vote for me for prom king. If you do vote for me I promise to install more soda pop and candy machines around the school, I promise to turn NBHQ.net into a hardcore beastality site, I will kiss your mother and grandmother, and I will like it.
Voter intimidation never rang so true
Also, my boy Dario issued out the following threat to any willing takers:
So remember to vote for me bitches, much obliged ;).
The ‘Ol Shoebox PC
This bad boy was put together a few years back by Pinky’s brother ( on the right ); a fully functioning computer built inside a shoebox.
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