Oh I!

Woke up 5:30 today, took my dad runnin cuz hes old and is adopting the physical features of this guy. So we went across the golden gate, crazy to see so many people up that early, all sportin the super cool ball hugging gear. Other than that, good peoples, cept for those bike people, no one likes the punk who comes up from behind you and barks “ON YOUR LEFT!.” Whatevers.

So check it out meng, my MOM bought the Outkast record, thats crazy, she bought it for herself. CRAZY, so I grabbed that shit and ripped it right quick. Been listenin to it ever since, I found out Andre 3000 really is cooler than cool…Incredible beats…The “Church” track hella reminds me of the video games they used to have at the discovery zone, anyone remember that place? That was the shit, but I duwanna even fathom what was in the bottom of the ball pit..nasty

I can’t find my frizzickin cell phone! Jeez mang, I wish someone would jus tell me they found it, and bring it over herr, or something. mmm hmmm

Oh and I forgot to tell yas bout the Spanish class dealio. So I’m headin to Spanish Wednsday and I see everyone standin outside the door with facces that were contorted with disgust. I dint really dint know what the haps werr so I stroll through the crowd into the class and I sware to jesus tapdancing christ, that was the WORST god damn smell I have ever experienced. I’m not lyin man, it was like..shitnuts roasting over an open fire. So of course, my shitass school, the one that never overlooks anything ever, decides to overlook this shiz and stuff the class fulla fans. So instead of containing the rankness to a corner, or wherever the hell it was comin from, they let it stir through the class and let the fumes slowly peel the food right outta yo mouf. Nasteee shiz. So turns out, it was TWO dead fucking rats that were rotting in the wall…turns out Rubinson ate the third one which was the reason the failed to return to the class the day following. Serves you right Miss Mole! Ya arent supposed to eat rats.

In case you were wondering what my spanish teacher looks like, check it:

Fore I go, I jus wanna give ya some good, GOOD lovin, Oh I…Oh I!..Oh Iiiiiii….

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