Global Fruitball, Big Sodas, Scary Chainsaw Movies, and Ping Pong

My boy Jeff made this for me in math class, kids pretty handy with writing utensils:

Fruitball, the badass game that started a revolution, finally, the gap between produce and athletics was filled! A new sport, for the people, by the people, using the people’s fruit! Well it’s gettin big now baby, rearry big. We are now featured on Alldumb, Jaggle, and TTR2 which are all pretty bigass sites. See?. So basically we got like 150 thousand more hits overnight, and I’m predicting more. Wowee!

Headed over to Eberts house last night for a little late night pong ping with the fellas. Well that shit was shortlived, Mattyboy went chasin after some female tail shortly after my arrival, and that was that. Took the remainin fellas back to my place, sipped on dis, watched the old version of Texas Chainsaw, and than they passed out. Thats that.

– Another cool MySpace
– Racing Limos
– A Cereal Resturaunt
– Balloons are dangerous
– Maroon 5 Sucks
– Aliens invading M&M’s
– Trippy Shit
– How to make a crappy website
– Bad Lohan Photo

2 comments