And Heres To the Next 300!
Here we are, post number THREE HUNDRED, and almost three years after post numero uno still kickin strong, still gettin stronger bitches. It’s crazy to look back in the archives and read somma the crazyass jibba jabba I used to write…A year ago (to the day) I was tellin you guys to say “I won a math debate” five times fast and was giving “props to Shell Fish for turnin me onto Atmosphere,” damn how bout that? That was probably boring enough for you guys to read this first time :P. So anyway I take this time to share with you some of the funny / good time shit that made these past 300 news posts memorable:
Eebs givin props to the site – When my computer melted – My people – Pinky gettin gangbanged on his birthday – Matt being a penis for Halloween – Mattys Busted Paw – My Grampa – This Fat Girl – Trying to bend like Molly – Cool Hair – Cahill gettin his Liscence – My first car accident! – Dawkness’s first rape – My first fan-submitted movie! – Fu on a 100 dollar bill yall – Jim Campilango and I – Fruitball featured on big websites – My short stay with N.W.A. – That time I feel asleep in class and my friends drew a big stupid dick on my binder
Now you and I both know I left a lot out, it would impossible to do a full recap on more than three great years of NBHQ’ing, so I suggest you pay more attention this time around for the next three and beyond my bretherin and sistahly sistahs. I thank you all for the hundreds of great comments you all have left, I wish my arms were long enough to hug you all at the same time.
I am quite sorry it’s been so long since my last post, and I am quite sorry if this isnt quite the comeback you expected but its like lovin…It’s what I got. Went to the Pepper concert the other day, or week, or something :P. Pepper kicks ass, they played “Bulls on Parade” by RATM, and even Smells Like Teen Spirit, that’s pretty darn cool in my book of whats cool and what isnt, and if you’ll turn the page you will find that your cool enough to be taking up most of my mind! See now im starting to ramble, this post sucks.
I wanna finish getting all the content up so when you click shit it does’nt give the 404 page, so I’ll try to get that up very, very soon. So far I got the lovers and friends page up that has a link to jus aboot everyones frickin MySpace. Added about 10 new songs to the radio, some good listening. As for the videos, they got featured on CollegeHumor and that’s quite cool if you ask me. And I got these up to, click em:
Well that’s I have to say, spring break is upon us, I am Cal Poly / Santa Barbara bound, it’ll be good times galore, and I’ll be sure to snap a few shots. Enjoy yourselves.
– Bush likes heads?
– Peter Griffin Soundboard
– George foreman goes fuckin crazy
– The Mosh Girl
– Crazy Keyboard Player
– Crazy ass who thinks hes a mermaid
– Haha nice picture
P.S. Happy Birthday Chuck
San Juan V.S. Big Brady – The Lyrical Faceoff!
[21:47] KING nicky KID: my jokes are lke my rhymes, for of impeccable, sensational with little compassion
[21:47] KING nicky KID: im swimmin like a shark while you sit in the kiddy pool splashin
[21:47] KING nicky KID: with my words, with my lines i can tear you to shreds
[21:47] KING nicky KID: with my height, my insight i can burn right through your head
[21:47] KING nicky KID: my flows, lyrical blows, aimed right at your soul
[21:48] Juan: brb biach
[21:48] KING nicky KID: my #2, my ballpoint, my weapons of mass construction
[21:48] KING nicky KID: its done now, fully cooked, and ready for your consumption
[21:49] KING nicky KID: if you cant handle that juan baby, your gonna burn your tongue
[21:49] KING nicky KID: if you dont have a taste for glory, than baby you gonna get stung
[21:49] KING nicky KID: if you think you got what i have, to make words sound like music
[21:50] KING nicky KID: than i got what you need, an overdose of creativity, that would probably make u feel sick
[21:50] KING nicky KID: this shit is like your straightass hair, its jus sproutin from my head!
[21:50] KING nicky KID: this shit is like REALNESS, better believe it before i end up killin ya dead!
[21:50] KING nicky KID: pretty fly for a white guy huh, and yup, im still flowin
[21:51] KING nicky KID: pretty sav for a straight guy, your blows are still blowin!
[21:51] KING nicky KID: that shit i said bought your brown bretherin, i said that shit jus playin man
[21:51] KING nicky KID: that shit i said about bringin you the fury, i was for real on that man
[21:52] KING nicky KID: im holdin this rhyme tight, smoke is comin up from my fist
[21:52] KING nicky KID: im killin you madtown bitches with this lyrical shit, and big juan is first on the list!
[21:52] KING nicky KID: i guess i forgot to tell u i write once and while
[21:52] KING nicky KID: i guess i forgot to tell u j-baby i can make it that extra fucking mile
[21:53] KING nicky KID: madtown click mutha fucka, my favorite fucking sound
[21:53] KING nicky KID: madtown click mutha fucka, rep it till u tie or else you be reppin the ground!
[21:53] KING nicky KID: who gets what from the flee market now mutha fucka!
[21:54] Juan: haha
[21:54] Juan: u suuuuuuck
[21:54] KING nicky KID: hahah
[21:55] KING nicky KID: i win
[21:55] KING nicky KID: asshole
[21:56] Juan: check it … my shit hott like plasma i breath harder then asmah bitch you can fuck wit mah stamina
[21:56] Juan: im a real murda from the streets…. all i kno is a hoe n some weed
[21:57] KING nicky KID: bitch shutup man the clock has ran out
[21:57] Juan: lol
[21:57] Juan: u mad
[21:57] KING nicky KID: my mind runs laps around you, all u can do is stare without a shout
[21:57] Juan: im not gonna spit at u cuz its not worth da spit
[21:58] KING nicky KID: im in the lead fucka im whiter than white (no pride in that )
[21:58] Juan: my mind intelectual… i spit shit like a natzi.. u can say fuck hitler when its really “fuck me papi”
[21:58] KING nicky KID: im engaged man, focuses killin u with spite
[21:58] KING nicky KID: [21:58] Juan: my mind intelectual… i spit shit like a natzi.. u can say fuck hitler when its really “fuck me papi”
[21:58] KING nicky KID: hah
[22:00] Juan: HAHA….. u kno ur mad
[22:00] KING nicky KID: 😀
[22:00] Juan: u suuuuuuck
[22:00] KING nicky KID: haha
[22:00] KING nicky KID: this is tight
[22:01] KING nicky KID: no no no man now its time to show the love, show the respect
[22:02] Juan: lisent kid i play no games…. cuz if i write ur name on a paper ur place would be replaced … im a madtown boie comin from da 650 dats da land of rough scream gettin hyphy wit ur wifey in my white t and my nike’eess
[22:02] KING nicky KID: time to say juans my boy, when he kills, there will be nothin left to resurect
[22:02] KING nicky KID: hes like that guy you seen on your block, makes you wanna lock your fuckin doors
[22:03] KING nicky KID: hes like that dark shadowy figure man, you can run to your gun, but you’ll prolly need more
[22:03] Juan: i fear no man… so if i go 2 resurect let it b today.. cuz im not like biggie or pac im ready 2 die .. fuck a gat nigga lets scrap it out.. cuz i aint NEVA SCARES catch me in a 64 with a BAG of YAY
[22:07] Juan: u tiered of flowin cuz you realized i aint neva scared and will keep going to the wheels break…. but ill let you kno dat ur a MADTOWN boie white in da outside but multi-colored in the inside wit a place in da palace wit no doom dats THUG’s MANSION with a bottle of brew
[22:07] KING nicky KID: he fears no man, yeh thats for sure, got nothin to fear but juan himself, fuck the what man? i know you scared sometimes, but i know u always stay
[22:07] KING nicky KID: sorry bout the pause homie, i was jus out spittin at the hottest of gals
[22:08] KING nicky KID: sorry bout the break homie, u musta been out chewin out bitches n hoes with your pals
[22:08] KING nicky KID: your styles and my style, were some worlds apart
[22:09] KING nicky KID: you rule mars while i rock the moon, combined we can end before other cats even begin to start
[22:09] Juan: haha
[22:09] KING nicky KID: this collective collaboration man, somethin like nothin ive ever heard
[22:09] Juan: u should flow it us one day
[22:09] Juan: for da fuck of it
[22:10] KING nicky KID: those mars cats, those moon babies, should run and hide cause we know they skurddd
[22:10] KING nicky KID: nah i cant flow
I don’t know how this all came about, but whatev, good times, got much love and respect for San Juan of the Madtown Click and I really gotta finish that site for them one of these days…I have been workin on the new NBHQ layout, though, heres the teasiest of teasers that’ll make you wanna rip your eyes out and hurl them at the screen…Please refrain because you’ll need em for the newly redesigned photos section:
So I didn’t mean for this to be a less than par post but, I think I’m overdue for a shitty post since they’ve all jus been so darn sweet and tender lately! I mean…it’s practically falling off the bone! Anyway, Friday will be another best day, this weekend? Practice with The Marauders? Eh?? We shall see, we shall soon see ya lil jerks. Oh and Fuck hitler.
– Save poor toby!
– Worst than Kobe Soz..
– Dyslexia people with Famous
– The code all men MUST follow
– 100 Cool Gadgets
IKEA : Evil Furniture Store From Hell
I want a new thing to hold all the shit in the corner of my room, a simple L-shaped book case / shelf thing would been nice, shoot I’d settle for a stack of bricks, anything but how it is now the leaning tower of swag. Anyway I’d never been to an IKEA, and I hadn’t known that the nearest one was in East Palo Alto which was coincidentally the murder capital of the U.S. in the mid nineties, thankfully I didn’t run into any scary dudes.. Anyway the place is easy enough to get into, it’s about fitty flippin stories tall and about tree football fields too wide. When you first stroll into the place it looks sorta like Costco after it was invaded by Switzerland, boastin products like the “HENSVIK
bookcase” and the “ENETRI shelving unit”, personally I was kinda taken with this farout CD tower named Benno. The showroom level, where you go check everything out in its natural habitat is all put together in this endless spiral that kinda leads you deeper and deeper into a place that looks exactly like the place you just got out of.. This kinda gimcrackery went on for an hour probably, passin Benny…or Benno, (whatever) every ten minutes. When I was set on leavin the place things got pretty Swiss pretty damn fast, trying to get to level one from level three by using an elevator that had about seven buttons on it, none saying one, and an escalator that only went up. I’d go down only to come right back up and be greeted by the same obtuse gent inna blue vest as if he had’nt seen me get out of the same elevator ten seconds ago.. I could bore you with the details about how I made my great escape but it’s really not that interesting, jus know that if you ever plan on goin to IKEA, plan on wasting time and comin out the emergency exit only to find a a big black crackhead who wants to ruin yer shit.
Monday and Tuesday no school, I been muy en fuego as of late, sportin a temp of 104 the other night, I yakked this mornin and coughed up a lung on my poodle, and I probably have the worst breath I’ve ever had in my life, I don’t know what to compare it to but I suggest that no one come near me until I can be thourougly disinsmellified.
I took some pics the other day at school, but not that many cause I forgot I had my camera with me :P. heres one of dallas takin like a mile away thanks to my badass camera and its infinity zoom. heres someones eye prolly Currans cause he always does that shit hah. Fej here shown hustlin bitches for juice at a bucka pop gotta respect a buisnessman. heres a close shot of dallas so close in fact that it might fool the eyes into thinkin that hes sportin some crimson red lipstick or somethin, Kai couldnt believe it!
Oh by the way I added a few more tracks to the radio. Imma add sommore content and shit to the site sooner than later so gett ready..
– 2,100 Mouth Pictures..
– Sweet Trailer Parks
– Stop Ashlee Simpson
– Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard
– Shitty Team Names
– Mars Fossil?
– Put your mouse over the horse
– Lamest Tats
– Spiders on Drugs
– This man can bench.
