Eat Up Fiends
Havent said much inna few days eh? Now I know you fiends pump this shit in intravenously so I guess i’ll share the petty details of a typical “HAPPENIN” Friday at Aragon High School. Well first period I have science, or physics…or something like that where we do labs and stuff, not much to do so we got Ana to lick a battery that was pretty funny, notice how hard shes gripping the pencil, hah! Than good time party boys third period when we pretend like we know what the hell the variable capacitance of the integrated circuit on the solderless breadboard is…While some get frustrated, others throw up the shock and salute. Some find a good book and fancy showin pictures to the illiterate. All the while Leonard ( my boy from Fiji ) is sittin there chillin, and bigass Evan who’s roughly six foot fifteen points those massive middle fingers to the ceiling that isn’t far away. But the photo that takes the cake, the donut, and probably more than I can list, is this bad boy right here, click it. Oh and heres of a very cute couple.
Lunch was cool cause Kai was eatin his lil dumplings and we glared at the shitdipper freshman who showed blatent disreguard for caution tape and lock up there shit inna flippin danger zone! these guys enjoyed it.
We had an assembly with Reveran Kyles, the guy who was with Martin Luther King Jr. when he was shot down and killed, hes in the famous shot of the guys pointing towards the fleeing assailent. He gave a killer speech, I watched it twice, makes me wish I was a brotha.. I took his picture with Danielle, San Juan, and even one of me and him. Cool guy…Leo dug it
So how bout the game eh? I gotta say that the bowl was a little bit of a bummer, no booby flops, no Ashlee Simpson shitups, and Ruff won 300 bucks… I don’t know though, I think my uncle did ok. The commercials were cool, I liked the funny ones..Well thats all I gotta say…shut up…comment
– Cant stop laughing at this
– Can you lick your elbow?
– Funny Prank Call
– How G’s do Google
– Geek NBHQ
– Foil…
– Only in Russia…
Six Five Ohhhhh Thats Livin
So the other day Randy picked me up from squaragon, and we went cruisin cause it was sucha grand day outside, and pretty shitty inside. We saw our far shares of views, drove across the bridge, chill speed ahead, the water at our side, and if you don’t believe me, heres another shot. Seems like a lotta cats my age are gettin bored with this great city / town we call San Mateo, for all those felines, I would suggest that you get out and go see something like this, or something like this, and trust me, it looks tight. Rollin around in Randys regal onna clear blue Tuesday is a hellova day, and aint that jus right that we finish it up with some delicious fine mexican cuisine from nachos?
The week is a week thats been pretty damn killer, haven’t gone home after school inna while, spittin tapioca pearls at squirrels with Pinky, ( with no intent of harming helpless creatures ). Splittin my fingers open pluckin his rusty guitar strings, eatin all his dads tasty pastries, while listening to his dehumidifier type out a message. It’s the house he lives in man, its the memories, the fact hes gotta move, its the facts the wondering if I’ve got somethin to prove. Oh did I mention I’ve been writing again? At this epidemic of a pace, did I mention, I’ve been spilling again and its because of your curvy face? Call it a revival, a new muse, call it what you will, the only thing, the everything that I know is that I have a lot to spill. I got more pages of words than I really know what to do with, once I come close to being down I might start postin some up here but for now I expect you all to hang at the edge of your seatss. I’ve been listening to a lot of different stuff lately so that might kinda impact my style, for the most part its all Atmosphere and The Beatles, and some Satan-worshipping death metal that Kizz hooked me up with. So I guess I have a writing style its sorta dark angry and timeless :D.
My rooms “a big shittin mess” as my momma would say, haven’t been home to clean it, which is clean in itself. I wanna change my room around, fake people out so they think it’s bigger than it is, maybe take down some of these posters that I’ve had on my wall since middle school. It’d be nice to change a lotta stuff boot this house, I don’t like having a fat guy live upstairs, hearing the damn ceiling buckle every time he migrates to the crapper is something a little disconcerning. All I can do is retaliate with a cute little woofer and some beat to my bass..
So its February now, January was a pretty good month for NBHQ, about 15,000 different people visiting, a little over a million hits and about 70 gigs of data served and received which is a real assload. I was checkin out the stats, lookin at what words and phrases people type into search engines when NBHQ.NET is returned and heres what I came up with:
sizzla
free animals xxx
playstation3
free xxx stocking picks
animals fuckin xxx
why female barn owls wingspan bigger male barn owls wingspan
animal fuckers
grunge hats
spiderman tribal pics
i need to buy a house for me and my dogs
san mateo and brady
funny video bear and treadmill
mare s urine in lipstick
lush burger
funny gross shit
phobia of peanut butter sticking to the ruff of your mouth
fat girls in party hats
shit house babes
some very very very scary girls and boys
free animals xxx
playstation3
free xxx stocking picks
animals fuckin xxx
why female barn owls wingspan bigger male barn owls wingspan
animal fuckers
grunge hats
spiderman tribal pics
i need to buy a house for me and my dogs
san mateo and brady
funny video bear and treadmill
mare s urine in lipstick
lush burger
funny gross shit
phobia of peanut butter sticking to the ruff of your mouth
fat girls in party hats
shit house babes
some very very very scary girls and boys
Now thats some crazy shit, and you guys, whoever is typin this stuff in…you some weird guys and gals thats all I gotta stay… 😛 Now im flippin exhausted, and I need to go hit my shower as hard as I can and dry off thouroughly afterward 😉 Oh by the way, last month posts, along with all the other posts every made can be found here, that is all..
– Coolest Jump Ever
– Little Machine Sculpture Things
– Penguins are soo cool
– You never know when you might need…
– Best Honda Ever
– Video Game Wallpapers
!Fright Night Con Mi Amigos!
Started out like any other day, Leo was over eatin my food, and hoggin all my dogs attention…Then! Randy gives a ring says he’s on his way over. Hopped in his rrrrregal and headed towards the abandoned insane asylum, no reason really, jus wanted to see who would piss themselves first. Leo and I were the first to venture out of the car…past the fence…past past this scary shit to this bridgey lookin thing. Oh did I mention there were ghosts? (Here, this one is easier to recognize ). Anyway when we came to the door it was pretty freaky cause whoever had formerly occupied it clearly had little or no reguard for sanitation!. Jus shows how ruthless they were cause there was clearly no shortage of trash receptacles. Windows were all busted…man that was some scary shit, we gonna go again next weekend fo sizzla though :D.
School tommorow bitches, iono bout you guys but I will out partying with this guy while you learn about numbers or whatever. Cudos bitches!
– Drum for weezer!
– Bill Gates Aint Right..
– Seperate the balls..
– Would you like a roundhouse kick from these badboys?
– Weed, California
– Frickin Awesome
– I made these when I was a boy
– Fat chics in Party hats
I’m Rich Bitch
Remember that video game survey I told you all about yesterday? Well today was the today it was to go down, so my dad and I hopped on BART and tardily locomoted into the heart of the city, keep in mind there was about 30 or 7 stops on the way, but not one interupted my sleep and when I did wake up my dad took this wicked awesome pic of our reflection. Oh and I took this pic with a nice statue. So anyway I got there, and headed 15 stories up into the conference room where I signed in and got my own cute little name tag I could stick on my kashmir turtleneck. There were a buncha dudes sitting around, a mixed bunch to say the least, big nerds little nerds, red nerds, blue nerds, all these nerds shared the desire to get home as soon as possible and unpause their Halo game. I had different interests, while everyone, and I do mean everyone was busy playin video games on their cell phones, I was stuffin my pockets full of pens, the nice black ballpoint ones. Oh and did I mention there were sandwiches? Lots and lots of sandwiches, nice ones, with bread. I ate the sandwiches, I even ate the eggplant one, I had never had eggplant, the eggplant was good, so were the sandwiches, as was the bread. So all the while, everyone was too damn shy to get up and grab a sammich so I was pretty much cleanin house. Yeh my only rival was this mom who came in, a real meat-eaters delight, this big momma had to of had optimal towing capacity, I mean she was heavy. Anyway she was breathin lika uhh…something that exhales more than it would inhale, anyway, no one was sayin anythin till I mouthed “Darth Vader” and that finally gotta rise outta those game heads.
So by that time the people were ushering us inside the table so we could get the show on the road. One by one these guys were promenading into the room, bein read off from a list, than the lady stopped callin names and shut the door, there were still about five of us outside the door. Than she says how they have more than enough people so she paid us and I split. How you like that? A hundred bucks for eating sandwiches and crackin jokes about Lard Vader! Notta bad gig.
I got downstairs in the lobby, suspiciouslly loitered around a bit, made the security guys sweat a little bit. They kept eyein me as if I had an invisible turbin on that only they could see. One of em asked me if I needed help, and I said no. Keep in mind I wasn’t tryin to give these guys trouble or anything. So I was about to reach into my jacket pocket to grab my phone and I sware one of made this frantic leap toward me shakin his head and lookin around, and said “Oh sorry, we can’t be too careful.” In some ways I felt thankful that the fine city of San Francisco was able to protect and serve me, but than again I also felt a little wet from the piss that was soppin up my socks.
My pops and I ventured up the street, and up what seemed like every street in the rain, past the lit buildings, past the “pain” sign all the way to a resturaunt called the “Stinking Rose” which, as all Italians know is a euphamism for the almightly “Garlic.” The cool thing about this place is that they make everything with an Italian-load of garlic, garlic bread, garlic chicken, garlic garlic, and I sware to allah they had garlic ice cream, no joke. They had cool chandaleers that were different at every table, and big gypsy mirrors. The food was good, but I knew by the time I got home I’d be sittin on “The Stinky Toilet.” My heart is gonna burn baby.
Got back to the BART station about 8, felt way later, my dad snapped shots of me reading and other stuff, you can see the whole series by Clicking Here
So that was my day, and now I’m 100 bucks richer, I might spend some on a new host so keep checkin in and tell me if you notice a faster, more spacious NBHQ.
– Another super cool Xanga
– This is for you girl
– X-mas Flash Games
– Mens Eyechart
– Whatta bitch