Fer Sizzler
So this is the first post on the brand spankin new news script, lot more features, like word count, Antispam capabilities, and ya can’t forget this clean new look. I know it’s not totally stretched out, I’ll fix that when I fix it, but for now you can enjoy in all its squished glory.
So anyway, I felt that the bird was dry, but my wonderful Zia( who claims to read the site daily, and also threatend me if I posted that pic of her ) seemed to enjoy it. Did I mention I ate the dinner at my Nano’s (Italian for grampa I think), he can’t cutta bird like my Uncle, but boy can he inhale one. Dinner took way to long to get on the table, so I busied myself with creating a perfect boxing dinosaur etch-a-sketch drawing for which I received much praise and acclaim. I also ventured beyond the confines of my Nano’s “very expensive black iron fence” and into the vastness of his backyard Orchard with my other zia she pointed at stuff, I looked on, than I climbed up a tree By the time we were done with that jibba jabba we could see that the bird has landed and we could hear the angry spearing of the forks beginning.
Dinner was aight, once again those candied yams took the pie, hadda little coffee that tasted like cinnamon, made some funny faces with the cousins and maintained composure while the evil ankle nibbling shitdogs from hell jumped all over everyone.
So I went home with my Uncle William, he’s the good one, the one I get my height and positive traits from. Heez gotta flippin sweet pad over in Danville, hes got a flippin sweet workplace that he bangs buck with daily, complete witha warehouse of state-of-the-art audio visual equipment, server, and the 178 pound ball of tape oh and did I mention he has his own office…cause he does
First day there we took his batmobile-like Corvette over to Arioness Custom Motorcyle shop, where I was a witness to the supreme awesomeness that lay in front of me, they had some real nice stuff, I picked this one out for myself, but the prices were a little steep. Just for the record, my uncle is the shit.
So I took my camera to school on Wednesday and took some snaps and failed to post em before now so here I go!
Alex lookin funny in 1rst period science/physics class whatever it is, Adam flips me off, Alexa looks flattering between classes, Eebs makes “the face”, Evelynn looks hillarious, My boy Fahaad, John Ferrel with his blonde hair, Classic Grayson expression, John boy,Funniest photo I’ve taken inna while,
Leonard COX, Ricky, Kelsie’s old paperboy that got fired, Wong. And my pops sent me this portrait Allison did of me when I was jus a wee bia.
– Britney Out-white-trashes herself
– Aska Genie
– Holy Ode to Bob Saget
– Blatent Sexism is funny
– How to throw cards lika ninja
– Best MySpace Ever
– ALLAH ALLAHHHHH!
I am the Bullgod you Understand?
Today was the day I spent conversing and rehearsing for this speech that I would deliver to you masses.
Now I could use this dark cloud to pull it over my face or I could turn it into steam and steamroll your asses.
My conceptions were conceived through hard hitting heat and cold running sweat
Some locks were made to be picked and this safe isnt safe, one more twist, thats my bet
One more turn, one less scream, one more turn, one less wrong,
Two more times and the voice is gone, two times and theres no more song
I like to listen to the Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks on me over and over lately, I play the beginning two or three times before I listen to the rest, I rewind it after about 8 seconds and listen to it again and again. I like when Randy comes over and we go to get chinee food and he orders crap chicken and tosses his penis mushrooms at me while I slap him with my pork fat. I think people that speed up as they drive past us in cars are cool, and I think its cool when people honk in tunnels for no reason. I think that it’s not cool when people try to trip me when I’m trying to run up a steep dirt hill because im liable to soil my chin, palms, and undergarments. But I still think pork is cool.
John Ferrel almost electrocuted himself in electronics today, I’m glad he didn’t cause hes a pretty cool dude who bangs his head on hard desks, so I’m glad hes alive and can / will do it tommorow. Heres to you Johnny Boy!
So this chic I used to see back in the day got in a little scruff witha paparazzi splooser, and her bitch asks WASSSUP? is a most questioning position, while Justin is doing this, Cammy jacks the camera and runs to the nearest pawn shop so she can hock it and buy crack to smoke with her friend Brit.
NOTE: Site should be fully functional by Monday, and should be kickin ass by the Monday after.
– Very cool song, Sav C – Actions Speak
– Ghetto Boyz – My Minds Playin Tricks On Me
– Download Sean Paul – Dutty Rock Album
– Download Jay-Z – The Black Album
– Would you eat this?
– Hobo’s rapsheet
– Mugshots
– Funny rock throwing game
– Zoom in hella
– The Tower becomes the Towed
– Videogame Smut – Funniest One
– Pimped out bed
Here it is
Heres the new layout, hope ya dig it.. I jus realized that the dropdown menu I have is shitty and I plan on implementing a new one as a first priority Oh and by the way you gotta refresh the site a buncha times to see all the cool shit that changes everytime you do like the banner and title of the page itself. In case you didn’t happen to know, you can refresh any web page by pressing “F5” on your keyboard.
Now to bring you all up to speed on the haps.. The homecoming dance was last night, and I went a pretty flippin hot babe. She looked good in the backseat, she looked great when she posed, she looked superb in mid-air, she would look good with a fox on a box I tell you what! So that was grid.
Anyway I gotta go to bed cause my lids are heavy but take your time exploring all the cool new little features on this new layout. Keep in mind that I rushed it last minute jus to get it online for you guys. So you can look forward to even more cool stuff coming soon, remember to refresh. And if you want your picture on the main banner or if you know of a better drop down script, please e-mail me at [email protected], thanks bitches.
P.S. Go give Dan a kind word, he jus broke up with his girl who he’d been with for more than 2 years, hes gotta be in rough shape.
P.P.S. Expect a juicy post tommorow filled with shit on ODB’s death, Scott Peterson, and possibly more celeb bosom? That seems to be what the masses cry for.
– Queens – Another One Bites the Dust Backwards
– Britney Spears spears subliminal message
– Kids get pissed easy
– Windows DJ
– Her milkshake brought me to the yard
– Got this song stuck in my head
– Poor Brit
– Badass
No Comment
I don’t have much to say on this day, but I would like to pinch out my two cents: o, lets jus snappa wishbone that Kerry wins and by tommorow night Bushwhacker’ll be lookin for a new job.
I haven’t been doin anything important lately..I’ve been running far and lifting plenty. I went running today in fact, it was pretty dark and I was doin my normal route through CSM, it was funny cause on the last stretch of it I ran past some community college cheerleaders and I right than happend to toot my farthorn, I thought it was funny cause I think they hella tried to not notice it, but I bet they were so caught up in my buttstorm. As for the lifting, well liftings cool like water man, I like benching, I like liver, meow mix meow mix… I wanna be able to hit 250 in nine weeks: HERES TO A HERNIA!
I hope you enjoyed the pics from Meg’s that shit was fun, Meg is always fun, Meg is so cool, Meg is so bitchin, Meg makes that girl Becky look like this dude. But I was so caught up in that malarky that I completely forgot to recount my Halloween day. Start of the day, second period english with Cahill and Shell Fish, in case you were wondering, Shell Fish has very small feet, I on the other hand, ride to school on 14’s and I aint talkin bout dubs baby, I’m talkin brown suede and the rubber soul. So I thought hey! Lets put Shell Fish in my shoes that was cool, she looked funny. Sugah straightended her hair, I spelled straighten wrong, her hair looked good, and I liked it, cause it looked good…straighten… People wore cool costumes but Scott Loy takes the pie..or cake.. or partially hydrogenated pastry. Ash’ms and Emily looked dashing as well, George did his special ninja pose, I laughed, Kelsie laughed, Matt laughed, Danny lauged, teachers laughed…George didn’t. Matt Nagy dressed up a giant glistening phallus but other people thought he looked more like a dousche, go figure..most of the costumes people had at my school fucking sucked, and I mean fucking. Anyway me and the giant dick got a picture witha reluctant nurse. So then me and Sam wore safety goggles, I got my picture taken with John Kerry, Kelsie popped out of a car and than we all watched this sunset.
Nick Magana sent me this strange ass photograph