Segundo Anos para la NBHQ!
Thats right my Latin-American friends! NBHQ.net celebrates its one year aniversary witha new logo that in no way looks like its predecessor. 😀 One year ago to the day man…to the day! I payed 60 bucks to my great host and it couldn’t have been a better decision. Well there ya go, you can expect more updates to the site soon, and if you have any ideas or suggestions, e-mail me at [email protected].
So uh…my girl left for Tahoe this morning so im pretty much Kelsie-less for a week or so..but thats ok cause its only like 7 million more seconds :D. So today was pretty eventful I listened to some CD’s counted my change, played with mymonkey while admiring my guitars. Pretty fun.
I was at Randy’s this mornin, his mutha made us french toast, it was scrumtittyumptious, and the almightly, legendary, baddest sonuvabitch rUFF is supposed to come home tommorow morning, cross your fingies fellas.
Also, since it is our one year anniversary I give you the very first episode of the NBHQ Show, featuring some bia from New York! (You’ll need quicktime to view it, click below to download it)
Yeh and my very cool uncle whos one smooth operator took it upon himself to completely rent out Daytona on one of his days off, heeza stud in pull-ups, and hes even badder when hes actually in the car, if NASCAR drivin looks like a profession u might wanna get into, think about the 7$/Gallon price for pure super-duper premium gass-oh-leen.
I don’t care for bush, I can overlook his republican attributes and primeape like physical features, but I can’t overlook the fact is heeza stupid poo poo caka head who can’t run our country.
Got up, Stood Up
Rode in Joe’s sexy, sexy Camaro, lovin that sweet eye candy
its true that automobile is one sweat piece of ass, but its no Randy
smellin the soul of a true cuban stick,
Joe repeating himself again and again, made me call him a prick
Its true, Big Joe himself showed his ass up at my place and tossed me in his hoe on wheels, with the promise of good cruisin. Glided across the pave to Medium Joe’s house. Now I know most of you have no idea who im talkin about, but Medium Joe is the dude who came to school on the last day sportin the pimp ass silk suit, with the slick top hat and all that shiz. David Lorraine there tambien, jus another chill ass bia to add to my book. mmm hmm. Good times.
Last day of school was yessaday, I took pics, I took no shit, I took the day off, and I took sugah wiff me :D. Got me a pic with myrussian buddies, got me a pic wiff my sugah, ate the green, and got in between with Grande Joe, that lil pimp alex sanchez almost consumed my camera, I got quality time with the roach, I got actual molage, I mean footage of my spanish teacher and the unborn fetus on her face, I got down with Mr. Terry and I got my PINK SLIP, yeh das right bitches, ill be drivin on your mommas bumper perty soon.
So that was than, today is today, and know what I did tooday? I slept. Till noon, and than I hit the snoozer and slept lika boozer till 2, woke up a lil groggy and thought about what I wanted to do. Dig the rhyme another time :D. You have no idea how much watermelon I have consumed today…and ya know they make that shit seedless now? Wowzers meng…I bet its all genetically…”enhanced” watch me acquire the ability to turn into any fruit I want or something…crazy…Yeh And than Cahill shows up sportin his bumpin ride. Yeh boiii, than he shows me this shit that was hiding in the trunk! Shit son, you could dry your clothes on somethin like that..or..have..bean races.Yessir…bean races..
Funny pictures:
Talented Rodents – Compton Ass Ride – Asian Kid Eater – Fat Man onna boat…with…hand ears – Hardcore Monster Porn – Nick Brady and Leo Grill III – Monkey Luvahs – Tard Ref – Angry Ogars – not so super when hes under my tire – Randy as a child.
Oh and I updated the photos section, and I plan on updating the site more cause its summer, or maybe I’ll update it less whoooo knowsss. Also, I want sommore gerd affiliates so if your interested be sure to e-mail me at [email protected]. Laters players.
New Layout
Its Spring Break, how you doin? You smell the new layout? Does it smell good? Hope so. Updated a lotta sections like the “of the month” section, for the month of April. Made a new section bout my runs. Added the pics of my runs, right after we had mexican food the night before.
Speaking of Mexicans, and food, I took my main mayonaise (Randy) out to din din at Celias (muy expensive mezzican food), and than got beaten outside by Randy himself after I hinted to the waitress that it was his birfday (like 28 days ago). Anyhoo, g’times, always good to see big red, and sooner than later I hope to see his baby blue.
Once again I give u BEFORE
AFTER
Sexy either way though…jeez.
Yeh I totally jus slept all day tooday, tommorow might chill with the Kizz, or ill prance over to Pinky’s, WHO KNOWS?!?! WHO?!
Thats all for tonight, heres a picture of me and my wonderful grandmotha.
In the midnight hour, babe, MO, MO, MO
Jesus tapdancing christ, when did the school get to g’dam ghetto? Bathrooms are bein locked down now cuz sum fuk shat onna toilet paper thingy. And hella peeps taggin and shit.. Its lame man.. Watch man…this time next year, its gonna be even worse, bound by the weight of regulation, weighted by worries of few.
Anyhoo, I got a lot to work on, fer the site I think ill do it sometime before Tuesday. I haven’t takin to many new pics lately, so Im askin peeps to send me pics that THEY took. So yeh mawn, send all pics and Fan Signs to [email protected] Ill put that shizz up right away baby. And uh.. I’ll get the site lookin a lot prettier too. Since I got all the inspiration I need.
Random ass shit: